Jeff Bates - My inlaws are outlaws
Intro - G - D - A - D
(verse 1)
D
My inlaws are outlaws, so I stay on my toes,
A G D
Cause anything could happen, anything could go,
D
I have to lock up my old tool box,
Cadd9 G
And hide all my fishin gear,
D
Cause my inlaws are outlaws,
A D
If they ain't wanted here,
(chorus)
A
She may not be like Bonnie,
G D
And he ain't exactly Clyde,
E
They don't carry Tommy Guns,
A A-B-C#-D<--walk)
But tote big pocket knives,
D
I don't turn my back for nothin,
G E
No there's nothin for me to fear,
G D
My inlaws are outlaws,
A D
But they ain't wanted here,
(verse 2)
I call 'em mom and dad, and they both call me son,
I'd like to call 'em lots of things,
But I just bite my tongue,
We say we love each other,
But Lord knows we ain't sincere,
Cause my inlaws are outlaws,
But they ain't wanted here,
(chorus)
A
Cause he drinks all my whiskey,
G D
And she drinks all the wine,
E
They tell us how to raise our kids,
A A-B-C#-D<--walk>
While there's are doin time,
D
They've worn out their welcome,
G E
In my favorite easy chair,
G D
My inlaws are outlaws,
A D
But they ain't wanted here,
D
Yea I bet no one would miss 'em,
G E
If they just happen to disappear,
G D
My inlaws are outlaws,
A D -A-B-C#-
But they ain't wanted here,
G D
Yea, my inlaws are outlaws,
A D
But they ain't wanted here
