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The Farmer chords by Bilge Pumps


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The Bilge Pumps - The Farmer

C                                      G  
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
                                  C
He sat in the meadow a shaking is fist
                                  G
At some boys who were down by the crick
                                             C
Their feet in the water their hands on their marbles
                               G
And play things and in days of yore
There came a young lady she looked like a 
C                                    G
Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dresses and showed us her 
C                                G
Ruffles and laces laughed like a duck
She said she was learning a new way to 
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Bring up her children and learn them to knit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
C                                  G
Refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
C                                       G
Eyes at the fellas like girls sometimes do
To make it clear that she wanted to 
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Go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass
Then hurry back home for a nice piece of
C                                        G
Ice cream and cake that was three layers tall
And after desert she was ready to
C                               G
Go for another walk down by the dock
With any young man with the sizable
C                                    G
Roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front
If he’d asked politely she’d show him her  
C                                 G
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she’d let him grab hold of her
C                                     G
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
Then she’d bend on over and suck on his
C                                 G
Soda so sweetly till she finished it
Then pulled down her panties to rub on her
C                                          G
Hip that she bruised when she ran down the hall
Cause he tried to force her to lick on his
C                             G
Candy so tasty made of butter scotch 
And then he spread whip cream all over her
C                                    G
Cookies that she had been baking all night
                                               C
If you think this is dirty you’re f**king damn right.

            



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