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If You Play Your Cards Wrong chords by Rodney Carrington


Rodney Carrington Chords

Rodney Carrington - If you Play your Cards Wrong

Chorus

         G                              C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

D                              C      D        G
You’ve got all the makings, of my future ex-wife.

                                               C
I’ve got three bucks, my credit sucks, and my future don’t look too bright.

        D                              C        D      G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.


Verse

Em                            C
Some call me a loser, and a lazy, no good slob.

            Em                            D
I lost my house, I’ve got no car, and I can’t keep a job.

     C                        D
But I’ve got a big heart and another part,

         Em
Take me home you’ll understand, 

C               D            C        D     G
Because my genitalia, looks like a pringles can.




Chorus

         C                D             G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

    C           D               C        D          G
When I pull my pants down, you won’t believe I’m white.

                                            C
It’s been said that I’m Mr. Ed, but don’t worry I won’t bite,

         D                             C       D       G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.


Verse

 Em                                C
Some call me dis-honest, and they say I’m just lying,

    Em                                D
But I peed next to old John Holmes and….He started cryin’

     C                  D             Em
On a sunny day I’ve got it made, get under my wiener if you need shade..

        C                D              C      D       G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
            



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