"Keystone"
Written and performed by Casey "RC" Edwards
(spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to do you a song from the Great Country Guitar book right now.
(Intro)
A E D (x4)
(Spoken)
Wild geese and all.
(Verse 1)
A
I used to have me a horse I called Keystone,
E
I used to ride him all around
D A
one in awhile on Saturday night me and Keystone would head to town
A
I might drink a case of Coors Light,
E
Keystone drank the Beast,
D A
used to drink homemade wine but he got tired of all the yeast
(Chorus)
E D A
Yeah Keystone, he's a beer drinkin' sonofa b***h,
E D A
he used to pass out and wake up in the ditch,
E D A
popular with all the ladies of course,
E D A
not much of a man, but a hell of a horse
(Verse 2)
A E
I remember one time me and the 'stone got to drinkin' in this bar
D A
he got the bright idea we should steal us a new car
A E
Well we finally parked that Cavalier in the Thunderbird Lake,
D A
When they blamed it all on me it was more than I could take
(Chorus)
E D A
Yeah Keystone, he's a no-good sonofa b***h,
E D A
Left me high and dry out in the ditch
E D A E
If I ever find him I'm gonna whip his ass of course,
E D A
not much of a friend, but a hell ofa horse.
(Instrumental)
A E D
(Spoken over instrumental)
This song is a public service announcement for anyone with
imaginary friends, or imaginary friends who know real people.
If you're having any problems like this you can get help out there,
just call 1-888-IMAGINE.
(Verse 3)
A E
Well I ain't seen that horse, since i got outta jail
D A
and if i ever find him its gonna be pure hell
A E
only one thing he can do, to be my friend again,
D A
and it starts with a 30-pack and some mexican gin
(Chorus)
E D A
Yeah Keystone, he's a beer-drinkin' sonofa b***h,
E D A
he used to pass out and wake up in the ditch,
E D A
popular with all the ladies of course,
E D A
not much of a man, but a hell of a horse
E D A
Yeah not much of a man, but a hell of a horse.
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