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(D) This song it was (Bm) written down
In a (G) pea green windowless (D) room
Four o'clock and the (Bm) TV's dead
(E7) Wired up with nothin' to (A) do
I (D) drunk all my whiskey I (D7) smoked all my beer
I'm (G) already gone I (D) just got here
An old hairy ass (Bm) hillbilly
Still up and (G) hangin' on (D)
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(D) Made me think of a Sim(Bm)ilar time
In the (G) Tropicannibal motel (D)
Takin' showers 'bout (Bm) every hour
'Cause I (E7) wasn't really feelin' well (A)
Well (D) in walked the Alabama (D7) Leanin' Man
His (G) ol' buddy Billy (D) Swann
Two old hairy ass (Bm) hillbillies
Still up and (G) hangin' on (D)
Chorus:
(G) Takes a (A) friend to make you (D) laugh
(G) A slap on the (D) back (Bm) someone who (A) knows
Right where you're at
(G) A friend in (A) town (Bm) who just heard you're (G) around
(D) Came by (A) see how you're gettin' (G) along
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(D) Most people go (Bm) out to clubs
Just to (G) see an electric (D) dildo
A human jutebox who (Bm) loves to play
Every (E7) single song they know (A)
(D) But they don't care if you (D7) blow your soul
(G) They usually stand up and (D) tell you so
And leave that hairy ass (Bm) hillbilly
Still up and (G) hangin' on (D)
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(D) So wherever you may (Bm) be tonight
(G) I wish you luck (D)
You may be with a (Bm) friend of yours
And may your (E7) friend be your lady love (A)
(D) But if you gotta go and (D7) do a show
(G) And afterwards you got no (D) where to go
You're just a hairy ass (Bm) hillbilly
Still up and (G) hangin' on (D)
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Repeat Chorus
