Cheaper Than A Shrink Lyrics by Joe Nichols
Joe Nichols Lyrics
I was sittin in a chair at the H & R Block
Some vain accountant pencil pusher runnin up the clock
Said âIâd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer.â
And I said âItâs cheaper than a shrink, you donât have to think.
You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of jack,
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and youâre gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more funâ.
And itâs cheaper than a shrink, you donât have to think
You just pour and drink, yea itâs cheaper than a shrink.
Now me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin to prove the gap between Mars and Venus
She said âHoney, I think we need to see a marital councilorâ.
I said âAll we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers.
Cause itâs cheaper than a shrink, you donât have to think
You just pour and drink. âBout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs.
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and youâre gettin it done,
And gettin just as messed up and havin a lot more funâ.
And itâs cheaper than a shrink, you donât have to think
You just pour and drink, and itâs cheaper than a shrink.
If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
Then Iâd a quit drinkin when I was 19.
Itâs the oldest, most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that itâs
Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you donât have to think
You just pour and drink, and itâs cheaper than a shrink.
Oh you just pour and drink and itâs a whole lot cheaper
than some big town ??? , drag it down shrink.
[Thanks to Diane Z for lyrics]
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