D G D
I was 15 goin' on 20 when I met up with this old man
G D A
He was quite a lover of the cards and of the dice
D G D
He had w***es and he had ladies, he made love and he made babies
A D
He could tell some damn good stories and give some good advice
G D
(chorus)You gotta learn how to pick 'em son, learn how to lick 'em son,
G D E A
Learn how to stick 'em son between the thighs.
D G D
You gotta try not to beat 'em too much, try not to teach 'em too much,
G D A D
Try not to feed 'em too much bulls**t and lies.
He'd sit down and pour some whiskey, then he'd mix it up with water.
Here's a picture of my daughter he would say, then he would sigh.
Then he'd drink and laugh a little, as he picked up that old fiddle.
That same old riddle, I never did know why.
(repeat chorus)
Now the years have seen him buried, his daughter and me married.
I was sure he raised her right and taught her how to f**k.
When I asked her what he told her, she said he'd never scold her.
He would always hold her, but he never told her much.
(2nd chorus)But he told her men were plain and simple. He told her love was like a pimple.
Once you squeeze the juices out, it just goes away.
He taught her how to hold on tighter, and he taught her not to let men fight her.
Then there was this poem he taught her on his dying day.
(3rd chorus)You got to learn how to suck 'em daughter, learn how to f**k 'em daughter.
Learn how to take their money, learn how to cry.
You got to try not to hold 'em too much, try not to scold 'em too much.
Try not to feed 'em too much bulls**t and lies.
(repeat first chorus)
David Allan Coe Chords List |
David Allan Coe
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- '59 Cadillac '57 Chevy Chords
- A Cold Lump Of Coal Chords
- A Harley Someday Chords
- A Satisfied Mind Chords
- A Sense Of Humor Chords
- Ain't That The Way (love's Supposed To Be) Chords
- Amanda Chords
- Anita Briant Chords
- Anita Bryant Chords
- Another Pretty Country Song Chords
- Atlanta Song Chords
- Ballad Of A Tennage Queen Chords
- Be Careful Of Stones That You Throw Chords
- Bossier City Chords
- Bottle In My Hand Chords
- Bottled Memories Chords
- Bright Morning Light Chords
- Call Me By My Name Chords
- Castles In The Sand Chords
- Cheap Thrills Chords
- Crazy Mary Chords
- Cum Stains On The Pillow Chords
- D-r-u-n-k Chords
- Daddy Was A God Fearin' Man Chords
- Dakota The Dancin Bear (part 2) Chords
- Desperados Waiting For A Train Chords
- Desperate Man Chords
- Divers Do It Deeper Chords
- Don't Be A Stranger Chords
- Don't Bite Chords
- Don't Cry Darlin Chords
- Don't Cry Darlin' v2 Chords
- Drank My Wife Away Chords
- Drink Canada Dry Chords
- Drinking Her Off My Mind Chords
- Even After Forever Chords
- F.i.b. Chords
- Face To Face Chords
- Family Reunion Chords
- Folsom Prison Blues Chords
- For Pete's Sake Chords
- For The Soul And For The Mind Chords
- Fraulein Chords
- Free Born Ramblin' Man Chords
- Free My Mind Chords
- Fuzzy Was An Outlaw Chords
- Fuzzy Was An Outlaw (corrected Version) Chords
- Get A Little Dirt On Your Hands Chords
- Gone (like) Chords
- Got You On My Mind Chords
- Granny's Off Her Rocker Chords
- Greener Than The Grass We Laid On Chords
- Hank Williams, Jr.--junior Chords
- Heads Or Tails Chords
- Heavenly Father, Holy Mother Chords
- Hey Gypsy Chords
- Honey Don't Chords
- Houston, Dallas, San Antone Chords
- Human Emotions Chords
- I Can't Let You Be A Memory Chords
- I Gave Up (on Trying To Get Over You) Chords
- I Hate Love Chords
- I Made Linda Lovelace Gag Chords
- I Still Sing The Old Songs Chords
- I'd Swear I Was In Heaven Chords
- I'm An Ohio Boy Chords
- I'm Gonna Hurt Her On The Radio Chords
- I've Already Cheated On You Chords
- If I Knew Chords
- If That Aint Country Chords
- If This Is Just A Game Chords
- It's A Sad Situation Chords
- Jack Daniels If You Please Chords
- Jimmy Buffet Doesn't Live In Key West Anymore Chords
- Jody Like A Melody 2 Chords
- Juanita Chords
- Just Because Chords
- Just In Time (to Watch Love Die) Chords
- Just To Prove My Love To You Chords
- Laid Back And Wasted Chords
- Lately I Been Thinking Chords
- Lay My Money Down Chords
- Linda Lovelace Chords
- Livin' On The Run Chords
- Living On The Run Chords
- London Homesick Blues Chords
- Loneliness In Ruby's Eyes Chords
- Longhaired Redneck Chords
- Looking In The Mirror Chords
- Lyin' Comes So Easy To Your Lips Chords
- Maria Is A Mystery Chords
- Mary Magelene Chords
- Master Blues Chords
- Merle And Me Chords
- Missing The Kid Chords
- Mississippi River Queen Chords
- Mississippi Woman Chords
- Mona Lisa Lost Her Smile Chords
- My Foolish Heart To Blame Chords
- My Wife Ran Off Chords
- Nothin' To Lose (part 2) Chords
- Nothing Sacred Chords
- Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat Chords
- Old Man Tell Me Chords
- Old Man Tell Me (heartworn Highways) Chords
- On My Feet Again Chords
- Only God Knows Why Chords
- Panheads Forever Chords
- Pick 'Em, Lick 'Em, Stick 'Em Chords
- Play Me A Sad Song Chords
- Please Come To Boston Chords
- Please Come To Boston 2 Chords
- Pussy Whipped Again Chords
- Rails Chords
- Revenge Chords
- Ride 'em Cowboy Chords
- Rings Around Rosie Chords
- River Chords
- Rock And Roll Holiday Chords
- Rollin' With The Punches Chords
- Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town Chords
- Sad Country Song Chords
- San Francisco Maybel Joy Chords
- She Finally Crossed Over Chords
- She Used To Love Me A Lot Chords
- She Was Greener Than The Grass We Laid On Chords
- She'll Be There Chords
- She's Already Gone Chords
- She's Gone For Good This Time Chords
- Shine It On Chords
- Single Father Chords
- So Tired Of Honky Tonks And Wine Chords
- Someday You'll Have Children Of Your Own Chords
- Son Of The South Chords
- Song For Year 2002 Chords
- Spotlight Chords
- Standing Too Close To The Flame Chords
- Suicide Chords
- Sweet Vibrations (some Folks Call It Love) Chords
- Take Time To Know Her Chords
- Talkin' To The Blues Chords
- Teardrops And Wine Chords
- Texas Lullaby Chords
- The 33rd Of August Chords
- The Fish Aren't Biting Today Chords
- The Ghost Of Hank Williams Chords
- The House We Been Calling A Home Chords
- The Last Time She'll Leave Me This Time Chords
- The Old Grey Goose Is Dead Chords
- The Only Thing Missing Is You Chords
- The Penny Chords
- The Punkin Center Barn Dance Chords
- The Ride Chords
- The Ride (capo 3) Chords
- This Bottle In My Hand Chords
- This Old Truck Chords
- Those Low Down Blues Chords
- Three Biggest Lies Chords
- Tomorrow Is Another Day Chords
- Truck Drivin' Man Chords
- Under Rachel's Wings Chords
- Waylon Willie And Me Chords
- West Virginia Man Chords
- Wheels Hummin' Home Sweet Home Chords
- When I Was A Young Man Chords
- When She's Got Me (where She Wants Me) Chords
- Whipped Again Chords
- Whips And Things Chords
- Whiskey And Women Chords
- Whiskey, Whiskey Chords
- White Line Fever Chords
- Why Me, Lord Chords
- Will You Remember Me Chords
- Willie, Waylon And Me Chords
- Would You Be My Lady Chords
- Would You Lay With Me Chords
- Wreckless Chords
- X's And O's (kisses And Hugs) Chords
- You Can Count On Me Chords
- You Never Even Called Me by My Name Chords
- You'll Always Live Inside Of Me Chords
- Young Dallas Cowboy Chords
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