Kendra Edmonds & Cole Porter Band
"The Trailer Song"
Capo 4
Intro: G Em C D
G Em
I ain't heard ya call me baby, in years
C D
If you did it was followed up by, can you bring me a couple more beers
G Em
And I don't think you know that, you've got five kids
C D
Till one of them runs right in front of, your tv set
G Em
Well I don't know what I was thinking, years ago
C D
I know that I said "I Do", but now I'm thinking I sure as hell don't
G Em
This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us
C D
I can't handle your lazy ass and your ever-growing gut
G Em
I make the meals I pay the bills so here's the new deal
C D
Pack up all of your cr*p without a fuss
G Em
Cause this trailer ain't big enough
C D
This trailer ain't big enough
G Em
Well that's fine I'm leaving, I don't need this
C D
And I'm taking my old pickup truck, and the Elvis boxed set
G Em
And you used to be sexy, heels and lingerie
C D
But you've been wearing the same pair of sweatpants, now for seven days
G Em
And I wish that I could stay here, by your side
C D
But I'm pretty sure they don't make, a triple wide
G Em
This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us
C D
I can't handle all your nagging and your cooking sucks
G Em
And I never complain about the weight you've gained
C D
Like how you're twice the woman I once loved
G Em
This trailer ain't big enough
C D
This trailer ain't big enough
C
Oh, you think that you try harder than me
G
But you giving up is all I see
D Em
We've both got to give if we want to make this work
C
Well I'll shave my legs if you mow the lawn
G
And if you shed a couple pounds this mullet is gone
D C D
And I'll quit b***hing if you throw all of your Playboy's out
G Em
This trailer ain't big enough for the two of us
C D
I can't handle your lazy ass and your ever-growing gut
G Em
And I never complain about the weight you've gained
C D
But now you're twice the woman I once loved
C D
You can pack up all your cr*p without a fuss
G Em
Cause this trailer ain't big enough
C D
This trailer ain't big enough
G
No, this trailer ain't big enough
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