[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Bm
Tired, tired, dog ass tired
Tired down to the bone
A
I've did a 40 hour week
At the Quik-E-Mart
Bm
And another 35 at home
[Verse 2]
Bm
Dead, dead, the walking dead
Dead right on my feet
A
I like to put on my pajamas
And go to bed
But no one
In the house would eat
[Chorus 1]
D
If I go to work
A
I have to makeup my whole face
And if once a month
Bm
I wanna shoot the whole damn place
A
Well I just have to deal
D
If I bring home the bacon
A E
I have to fry it up in a pan
E A Bm
I ain't saying that
It's easier to be a man
G
But let's get real
Bm A
When we get drunk
D
We do it in heels
[Verse 3]
Bm
Dirty, dirty
My house is so dirty
I've forgotten
What it looked like clean
A
It's so sad that my husband
Went blind and can't see
The dishes sitting
Bm
There in the sink
[Verse 4]
Bm
Loving, loving
He'd like a little loving
And I'd like to
Fulfill his dreams
A
But right now I'm so tired
Him fixing that oven
D
Is a sexier thing to me
[Chorus 2]
If I go to work
A
I have to makeup my whole face
Bm
And if once a month
I wanna shoot the whole damn place
A
Well I just have to deal
D
If I bring home the bacon
A
I have to fry it up in a pan
Bm
I ain't saying that
It's easier to be a man
G
But let's get real
D Bm
When we get drunk
A D
We do it in heels
[Bridge]
A
Yeah, they might be in style
But until you've walked that mile
Bm
You'll never know how hard it is
G
To keep yourself from falling
When you're up there
G A
And you're carrying it all and
On the tightrope of my life
A
The men and the babies
And the 9 to 5
F#m
I might've looked sexy
While I'm juggling
G
But I'm struggling
[Chorus 3]
D
When we go to work
F#m A
We have to makeup our whole face
Bm
And if once a month
We wanna shoot the whole damn place
A
Well we just have to
D
If I bring home the bacon
A
I have to fry it up in a pan
Bm
I ain't saying that
It's easier to be a man
G
But let's get real
Bm
When we get drunk
A
We do it in
Em Bm
5-inch, platform
Louboutins, stilleto pumps
A Bm
We do it, we do it in heels
[Outro]
Bm (to fade)
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