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Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper chords by Paul Thorn


Paul Thorn Chords

Intro G XXX XXX XXX 
 XXX  G
do do do do do do
      C
do do do do do do 
      Em       C              G
do do do do do do do do do do do

G                C
she drives a new car
C               F   C
wears expensive blouses
C             F  C
She tells her mamma
C              Em
She's cleaning houses

G            C
she goes out witnessing
C                    F   C
doing the lords work all week
C          F   C
but on the weekends
C                 Em
she's making ends meat


D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper


G
do do do do do do
      C
do do do do do do 
      Em          C           G
do do do do do do do do do do do


G                     C
one night down at the club
C         F      C
her daddy walked in
C         F    C
he didn't recognize
C            Em
his daughter dancing

G                C
she wore a blond wig
C           F   C
he had some glasses
C            F  C
when she got naked
C          Em
he started clapping


D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper


G
do do do do do do
      C
do do do do do do 
      Em          C           G
do do do do do do do do do do do
play 2x


D                   C
You ask her why she does it
C   F        C       G
she looks at it this way
    D                   C
she says im counting my blessings
C     F          C     G
every night when I get paid
D                 C
she once lived in poverty
C   F     C     G
now everythings alright
    Em                     C
the lord showed her how to make
  C        F       C    G
a thousand dollars in a night


D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
            



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