G
She showed up at my house at half past nine
C
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
D G
She said this will be a night you won't forget
G
She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
C
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
D G
She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said
C
Don't touch my Willie
G
I don't know you that well
D
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
C G
Hell, or anybody else
C
I don't know what you heard
G
I ain't that kind of guy
D
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
C G
We'll get a long just fine
She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night
I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard
I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far
Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
We'll get a long just fine
Keep your hands off my Willie,
We'll get along just fine
