[Intro]
G7
Alright
G7
Let's go, boys!
[Verse 1]
G7
Just poured myself a strong one
G7
Hey boys, get out the cards
G7
Shuffle up, and deal 'em out, I just cut the ace of hearts
C7
Be careful what you lead with
C7
Don't give away your hand
G7
'Cause I'll rope you right into a run and peg eight, or nine, or ten
D7
Looking at your face, looks like you don't like what you see
G7
Oh-oh son, looky there, looks like you got nineteen
[Chorus]
C7
Well, fifteen to a pair for four, I gotta flush for eight
G7
I pegged you back and you bet your ass, I'm hot out of the gate
C7
I'm looking for that twenty-nine, just give that Kissel cut
G7
Well, twenty-four will have to do, looks like you're getting skunked
D7
No, I can't think of anything I love doing more than this
G7 N.C. G7
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib
[Verse 2]
G7
Hey Walshy, don't forget
G7
You still owe me a hundred bucks
G7
I can't help you missed a couple runs, and I just got the luck
C7
Perhaps one day you're gonna learn you're playing 'gainst a shark
G7
'Cause you know I'll break your spirit
G7
And you know I'll break your heart
D7
So pay me up my money
D7
Unless you wanna double down
G7
Let's pour another whisky, son, I'll take your ass to town
[Chorus]
C7
Well, fifteen, six and six is twelve and one more for the jack
G7
You don't wanna see my crib, you're gonna have a heart attack
C7
I'll take fourteen in the kitty, looks like I'm gonna win
G7
Yeah, I'd put away your wallet son, unless you wanna lose again
D7
No, I can't think of anything I love doing more than this
G7 N.C.
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib
[Fiddle, Guitar & Piano Solos]
C7 G7 C7 G7 D7 G7 N.C. G7
Alright
[Verse 3]
G7
Uh-oh
G7
Here comes Grandpa Bear
G7
It's time to watch the heart, boys
G7
Yeah, Powers, he's a player, but he ain't won in awhile
G7
And Uncle Digger, he can't see, Deuce Neon's got him piled
C7
Walshy's just like Reuben
C7
He'll lead with a five
G7
And Ebs keeps getting Romney's, he'll stay up all night
D7 G7
But Marty, he's a cheater, always taking extra points, and me
G7
Well, I'm the king
G7
'Cause all I get is loins
[Chorus]
C7
Well, fifteen, twelve, another twelve, well makes twenty-four
G7
Are you sick of all this punishment
G7
Or do you want some more?
C7
Yeah, I just won a Gino
C7
Looks like I cleaned ya out
G7
No Walsh, don't tell Mikayla
G7
You'll be sleeping on the couch
D7
Now I can't think of anything I love doing more than this
G7 N.C.
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib
D7 N.C.
Now I can't think of anything I love doing more than this
G7 N.C.
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib
[Outro]
G7
Alright
G7
Alright
N.C.
Yeah, of course I'll take another drink
N.C.
I'm not a cactus
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